Being Stupid Should Hurt
Oh my God. You can only imagine how wonderful that conversation went with that guy.
Yeah, let me call up Planned Parenthood for Pups and we’ll get you going!
No. Oh my god, no. There is only 1 form of birth control for dogs. GET THEM SPAYED OR NEUTERED!! There’s your morning after pill you moron! Seriously, unless you actually plan on breeding your pets (and please for the love of whoever you pray to, leave that to the professionals!) get your animals fixed. It is healthier for them in the long run. Spend the 100 or so to get them neutered (boys) or spayed (girls) before they have a problem later on and cost you upwards of 1000 or more! So your choice. Don’t be a dumbass.
Don’t worry baby, I’m coming!
Jackson Pic Of The Day.
Dear Santa, I expect to see him tomorrow morning.#AllIWantForChristmas
Please & many thank yous!!
“My dog just ate some, ya know, special cookies. Is he gonna die?”
First of all, how stupid or high do you have to be to put the damn cookies in a spot where your dog is going to get them? It’s not funny to give the special cookies to Rocco. Whether you are high or not.
In a word, no. No one has died from their first try with Mary Jane. Yes, it is harmful to your dog, but unless Rocco ate quite a bit, he’ll be fine. Just put him in a dark room with some water and let him sleep it off. He’s high so he’s shaking, thinking it’s all a conspiracy and peeing uncontrollably so make sure to keep him in the bathroom or put some old towels down for him. Depending on how much Rocco got into, call your emergency vet if you are concerned.
One cookie = Let him sleep
Two or more = call your vet.
If “cocky smile” were in the dictionary, this is the picture they’d use with it.
Happy 33rd Ian! You gorgeous thing!
(via bitemesomerhalder)
“Nobody told me I would have to pay to come in here.”
Really? What exactly did you think would happen when you stepped into the building? That we would help your pet free of charge? Do you walk into a restaurant and not pay when you are done? That is not how the world works, darling.
PLEASE! If you own a pet, please keep some money aside or a credit card just for your animals. Emergencies are ALWAYS unexpected! That is no excuse!
Welcome to my first post. Anyone working in customer service can tell you that yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. Don’t kid yourself.
Everyday, we come across that one person, (or 3) who says something so unbelievably stupid, that you just have to take a step back and say “Really?!”
Because you don’t work in the same place or same field, you may not understand why it’s a stupid question. Don’t worry, I will tell you and I will even give you the answer to the question. How nice is that!
In between the amazing questions, I will be posting random stuff that make me smile. Whether it be a pretty face, car or whatever.
Enjoy!
